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PBR Fairy Celebrates Mustache March in Raleigh NC

IF YOU LIVE IN RALEIGH, DURHAM OR CHAPEL HILL AND ARE ROCKING A MUSTACHE:
Post a photo of YOUR mustache on our facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pbrfairy)
Whoever has the most “likes” for their photo at the end of March, will win a PBR Chrome Messenger Bag…pretty sweet, right?!

As the PBR Fairy, you can’t expect me to keep up with the festival of facial hair. My own face is silky smooth 24/7/365 (occasionally adorn with jewels, glitter and face paint). However, I was recently introduced to some of the men in Raleigh who celebrate Mustache March. These guys get a lot of “dude, sweet ‘stache” and “nice handle bars, bro” but very seldom do the ladies give them the recognition they deserve. In fact, I once overheard a guy share some advice with his friend:

If you want to avoid relationships with women, grow a mustache.

If you’ve never heard of Mustache March, either you aren’t a real man or you are a woman (j/k). If you are a man who does not celebrate Mustache March then you are probably in a relationship with a woman or lacking necessary growth hormones to compete. Either way you suck.

So, what does this have to do with delicious beer? Well…nothing. Except that I met some sexy mustached men in Raleigh who were all enjoying pints of PBR at The Raleigh Times.

There’s not much structure to Mustache March, but there are few dates that you should remember.
march 1st
Registration day.
All participants must have a clean-shaven upper lip, unless entering the pre-existing condition class.
march 15th
Shave day.
After this point, no facial hair other than mustaches will be allowed. Please see the rules for more details.
march 31st
Judgement Day/Chili Cook-off.
Nothing goes with mustaches like a good bowl o’ chili. Details for this will be posted soon, but expect mustache judging, chili judging, the final donation tally, and maybe even some prizes.
…in Milwaukee they have a Charity Fundraising event at the end of the month. I propose hosting a similar celebration in Raleigh. Maybe we can get the Downtown Dame to help coordinate this sexy celebration…
IF YOU LIVE IN RALEIGH, DURHAM OR CHAPEL HILL AND ARE ROCKING A MUSTACHE:
Post a photo of YOUR mustache on our facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pbrfairy)
Whoever has the most “likes” for their photo at the end of March, will win a PBR Chrome Messenger Bag…pretty sweet, right?!

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